Cheri Cervantes

Cheri hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a below average author and a fabulous baker. In 1973, Cheri was head-hunted by top-producer Luther Torres, not long after winning "world's tiniest organ award" in Melbourne. Although four prongs short of a fork, Cheri is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

Though without any idea what foreplay is, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Cheri constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Cheri Cervantes started work as a fashion model; one of those who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

Show Next showing




Taurus horoscope

Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today. Check your email daily. Because......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed