Christine Terrell

Rat-faced Christine Terrell (gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents William and Tracey Terrell. Back in 1935, Christine was discovered, while working close by on another production, by funnyman agent Dan Chung, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. Christine, who was once a malodorous it guy, now finds herself without charm.

Currently unmarried, Christine is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

Likely future film roles are said to include a model who is unable to tie her own shoes.

Currently starring in:

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