Cora Kemp

Cora Kemp (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was raised by parents William and Jeannette Kemp. On an auspicious day in 1965, Cora was first hired, while working close by on another production, by a fellow acting star Charles mcgee while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Cora hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a nurse and a passionate soldier. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Cora is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

Cora spent the first few years of her working life suffering from gastroesophageal reflux.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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