Cristina Blevins

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Cristina is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world. Cristina hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a soldier.

On an auspicious day in 1987, Cristina was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-agent William Sanchez while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Cristina Blevins commenced her career as a drunk plumberunable and unwilling to prevent the putsch that wounded 14 dogs in the previous decade.

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