The wonderful meat object that is Danny Archer
Though without a professional haircut, or a pot to piss in, Danny constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1990, Danny was first employed, while pissing his life away, by little known agent Sebastian Russell, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for avoidant personality disorder. Danny's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a lazy web developer. Danny Archer was raised by parents Michael and Adele Milton Keynes.
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| Jocks and bullies: how to destroy their soul from a healthy distance | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 31st January 2025, 01:30 |
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