Darrell McFarland

The thinnest biscuit that is Darrell McFarland

Though without any semblance of charm, or a pot to piss in, Darrell constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. One of his first roles was as an outspoken translator. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

Darrell McFarland began life as a careless painter - someone who joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in".

On new year's eve, 1965, Darrell was uncovered by the talent scout Rosanna Cantu, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

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