Donald Hudson

Although rumours abound about Donald, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has forgotten how to understand roman numerals. Though without much in the way of intelligence, or much in the way of intelligence, Donald constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 1984, Donald was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-agent Betty Key, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Donald Hudson was raised by abusive parents Gary and Mildred Haringey. Currently held in prison, Donald is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

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