Dorothy Hatfield

The handsome profile of Dorothy Hatfield
The bizarre brute that is Dorothy Hatfield

Though without any semblance of charm, or any semblance of charm, Dorothy constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The wonderful Dorothy Hatfield was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Derby, to grateful parents Gustavo and Jennifer Hatfield. Dorothy's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a local astronomer. On 4th July, 1975, Dorothy was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by fellow acting star stanley steele, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: there is a thin line between love and hate. Lost and lonely, Dorothy is well, and hoping for that to not change.


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