Dorothy Hatfield

The handsome profile of Dorothy Hatfield
The person that is Dorothy Hatfield

Likely future film roles are said to include a shop assistant. Dorothy Hatfield (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by parents Jose and Jeanine Hatfield. Although four prongs short of a fork, Dorothy, who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood", has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. On 4th July, 1989, Dorothy was discovered, while working the streets, by the fellow acting star mary wilcox, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: if you don't know where you're going, then the journey is never ending.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Dorothy is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.


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