Earl is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or much in the way of intelligence, Earl constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The history of Earl's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a sassy cat owner without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.
On 4th July, 2022, Earl was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by funnyman talent scout Thomas McPherson, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
The wonderful Earl Doyle was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 2001, to parents Matthew and Jamie Doyle.
Currently starring in:
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