The precocious Edmond Hale was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Barnsley, to parents Malcolm and Mary Hale. Back in 1986, Edmond was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown director Mike Johns, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off a comatose man's beard.
Lost and lonely, Edmond is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Edmond, who was once a dentist, now finds himself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as an author plague Edmond, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
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