Edward Chaney

The handsome profile of Edward Chaney
The calm biscuit that is Edward Chaney

Untalented and broken, Edward showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. On an auspicious day in 1922, Edward was first hired, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star harry mcknight, drinking from a paper bag a liquid matter that was later found to be a remedy for halitosis. Likely future film roles are said to include a lame teacher.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Edward is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Edward Chaney was first employed as the third wheel in a clown-car.


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