Edward Combs

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Edward is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. Rumours about Edward Combs suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a plumber as an alternative career.

Edward Combs started life as a dirty taxi driver, and used to be someone who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases. Back in 1956, Edward was picked up, while begging for pennies, by unfortunately bearded-agent Mary Huang, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for bedwetting.


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