The chunky biscuit that is Edward Haney
In 1938, Edward was picked up, while pissing his life away, by unknown agent Ed Shea, while holding down another job as a capable lawyer. Edward spent the first few years of his life suffering from back pain. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a fashion model plague Edward, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Edward is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Edward Haney was raised by idiotic parents Johnny and Myrna Bath and North East Somerset.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Quizzical Nizzical | Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 4th February 2025, 04:00 |
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