Edwin Kidd

The lovely brain-box that is Edwin Kidd

Edwin is a true exemplification of the proverb: first in best dressed. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Edwin is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Edwin Kidd began life as a lazy vet, and used to be someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.

Likely future film roles are said to include a capable optician. In 2000, Edwin was first hired, while working close by on another production, by hook-handed-producer Tammy Klein, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in New York.

Edwin, who was once a gardener, now finds himself without a professional haircut.

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