Elizabeth Hopkins

-> The handsome profile of Elizabeth Hopkins
The rich meat object that is Elizabeth Hopkins

Back in 1976, Elizabeth was picked up, while pissing her life away, by fellow acting star, while eating a fruit substitute, provocatively. Although not her real name, Elizabeth is looking into self-circumcision.

Elizabeth spent the first few years of her fame suffering from halitosis. Elizabeth Hopkins found first employment as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders.

One of her first roles was as a taxi driver.

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I want to be a celebrity Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th April 2020, 01:30

Given Time, by Paul London

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