Although rumours abound about Elizabeth, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" recently declared herself unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. Elizabeth Hopkins commenced her fame as a mean-spirited baker, and later joined a group who joined the flat-earth society as a joke.
Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Elizabeth has certainly become known as someone you could rely upon in a shitstorm.
Four prongs short of a fork, Elizabeth is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. On 4th July, 1973, Elizabeth was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by someone pretending to be a agent Kyle Dunlap, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: actions speak louder than words.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| I want to be a celebrity | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 4th February 2025, 20:00 |
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