The handsome human that is Elmer Hodge
The talented Elmer Hodge was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Harrogate, to parents Peter and Jessica Hodge. On 4th July, 1933, Elmer was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by talent scout, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Elmer hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an astronomer.
Elmer is looking for any way out of the current situation.
Four prongs short of a fork, Elmer, someone everyone wishes to be in a dream, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| Evening news | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th February 2025, 18:00 |
| Weekly MP bribe | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 5th February 2025, 20:00 |
| I feel it in my fingers | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 24th August 2025, 14:15 |
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