Elsie Kidd

The human-butterfly that is Elsie Kidd

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Elsie, who can bleed from the nose on command, has found herself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. On 4th July, 1949, Elsie was first hired, while begging for pennies, by midget-agent Diego Vaughan, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Unsubstantiated rumours about Elsie Kidd suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a musical optician as an alternative career. "the" Elsie Kidd was conceived at 08:00am, in Jacksonville, to obese parents Sean and Lauren Kidd.

With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

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