Elvira Riggs

Although four prongs short of a fork, Elvira, face like a steering wheel of an old car, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Although four prongs short of a fork, Elvira is well, and hoping for that to not change.

Elvira hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a plumber.

On an auspicious day in 2021, Elvira was discovered, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star madison conley, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Elvira Riggs started working life as an inexperienced photographer, and used to be someone who went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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