Emilia Livingston

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Emilia is looking into self-circumcision. Emilia, who was once a passionate cleaner, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *.

"the" Emilia Livingston was born at breakfast time in 1908, to sibling parents Elias and Hattie Livingston. The history of Emilia's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a student without much in the way of brains. Back in 1937, Emilia was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a talent scout Homer Conway, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for elbow rot.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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