Emma Villanueva

The handsome profile of Emma Villanueva
The human being that is Emma Villanueva

On an auspicious day in 1988, Emma was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Eldon Booker while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Though without charm, or any idea what foreplay is, Emma constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as an up-and-coming doctor plague Emma, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Although not her real name, Emma is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Child-star Emma Villanueva was born during a wizard's banquet in 1970, to idiotic parents Gilberto and Johanna Villanueva.


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