Emmanuel Cooley

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Emmanuel constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a drunk butcher plague Emmanuel, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Emmanuel Cooley started life as a childlike shop assistant; one of many who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power.

On an auspicious day in 1953, Emmanuel was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Tiffany McDaniel while picking up litter as part of his parole terms.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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