The meat object that is Ernest Juarez
Ernest hopes to shortly accept roles being an architect. Ernest Juarez started work as a college graduate - someone who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.
On an auspicious day in 1959, Ernest was discovered, while begging for pennies, by agent Elmer Hodge, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.
Without a reality to call his own, Ernest is said to be "radiant" with hope.
Ernest, who was once a sulky lifeguard, now finds himself without a pot to piss in.
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