Frances Bond

The handsome profile of Frances Bond
The bread-basket that is Frances Bond

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Frances is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. On 4th July, 2000, Frances was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Vera Cardenas, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper. Likely future film roles are said to include a traffic warden who is unable to clean her own teeth.

Child-star Frances Bond (one toe permanently stubbed) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Joseph and Pamela Bond.


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Do what you gotta do Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 6th February 2025, 23:30




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