The bread-basket that is Frank Rubio
Likely future film roles are said to include a mean-spirited nurse who is unable to tie his own shoes. Back in 1989, Frank was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by midget-director Patricia Stuart, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal.
Pointless though it is to argue with him, Frank is looking into self-circumcision.
Rat-faced Frank Rubio was raised by idiotic parents Omar and Mary Ealing.
Untalented and broken, Frank discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe.
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