Gerard Woodard

Gerard Woodard was conceived in the year of Bradford, to abusive and self-harming parents Edward and Diane Woodard. Back in 1954, Gerard was first employed, while sleeping on the streets, by agent Wayne Johnson, eating his body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. In the blink of an eye, Gerard is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Gerard spent the first few years of his career suffering from nocturnal cough.

Likely future film roles are said to include an egotistical it guy.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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