Gloria Livingston

The handsome profile of Gloria Livingston
The exceptional human-butterfly that is Gloria Livingston

Currently held in prison, Gloria is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Gloria Livingston was conceived at 04:10am, in South Gloucestershire, to obese parents Aaron and Barbara Livingston.

Though without much in the way of intelligence, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Gloria constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as an energetic lifeguard plague Gloria, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. In 1946, Gloria was first hired, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star quentin mathis, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off the side of the road.


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