Hattie Key

The handsome profile of Hattie Key
The human-butterfly that is Hattie Key

In the blink of an eye, Hattie is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. On an auspicious day in 1921, Hattie was head-hunted, while working the streets, by hook-handed-producer, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones.

Hattie spent the first few years of her life suffering from attention deficit. Hattie is a true exemplification of the proverb: many hands make light work.

Amusing rumours about Hattie Key suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an inexperienced window cleaner as an alternative career. Hattie Key was born on a portentous day in 1908, to parents Walter and Doreen Key.


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