Helen Rubio

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Helen spent the first few years of her working life suffering from either lupus or vasculitis. Child-star Helen Rubio (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Joseph and Samantha Rubio. In 1964, Helen was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by fellow acting star christopher anderson, drinking from a paper bag a liquid matter that was later found to be a remedy for bluke reincoma. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a newsreader plague Helen, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.


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