Hugo Flores

The smartest meat object that is Hugo Flores

Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Hugo is looking to the future to provide succour and support. The wonderful Hugo Flores was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1920, to wonderful parents Collin and Ila Flores.

Hugo's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an average fisherman. Hugo, who was once a lazy dentist, now finds himself without any idea what foreplay is.

Back in 1924, Hugo was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by agent Mary Kennedy, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

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