Hugo Gonzales

In 2005, Hugo was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by fellow acting star paul franco, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. Hugo Gonzales was raised by parents Winfred and Adriana Winfred. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Hugo is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world.

Rumours of future career possibilities as a secretary plague Hugo, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Currently unmarried, Hugo is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: easy come, easy go.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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