Inez Bright

The wonderful brain-box that is Inez Bright

Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Inez due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day. Inez is a true exemplification of the proverb: wondrous is the strength of cheerfulness. The precocious Inez Bright (a mistake if ever nature made one) struck lucky by having been conceived by comely parents Kevin and Abigail Bright. In 2001, Inez was discovered, while pissing her life away, by top-director Rosanna Haas, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

Inez - no relation - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

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