Jalen Frey

One of his first roles was as a level-headed factory worker. Jalen Frey began life as a dentist, and used to be someone who thought the world was flat, before he got drunk one night and realised the truth.

Jalen - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

On an auspicious day in 1941, Jalen was head-hunted, while working the streets, by director, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time.

Although not his real name, Jalen is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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