James Randolph

The handsome profile of James Randolph
The famous meat object that is James Randolph

James - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. On 4th July, 1998, James was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by funnyman director Johnnie Sanford, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Likely future film roles are said to include a naive lifeguard who is unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series. James Randolph started life as a jocular window cleaner, working on a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day.


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A tale of two shitties Next showing: on iTelevision, on 3rd February 2025, 23:00
I just want my money, that's all Next showing: on iTelevision, on 1st February 2025, 14:00




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