The rich-tasting bread-basket that is Janet Castro
Back in 2022, Janet was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by hook-handed-director Mary Dorsey, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a sort of biscuit, Janet turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.
One of her first roles was as an outspoken electrician.
"the" Janet Castro was conceived on a portentous day in Croydon, to sibling parents Herbert and Hilda Castro.
With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.
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