Jennie Chaney

On an auspicious day in 1921, Jennie was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Jesus Haney, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. Currently unmarried, Jennie is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

"the" Jennie Chaney was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Havering, to parents Charles and Callie Chaney.

Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Jennie discovered that talent was not as necessary as she'd been led to believe.

Unsubstantiated rumours about Jennie Chaney suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an outspoken doctor as an alternative career.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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