Joel Holden

On 4th July, 1995, Joel was first hired, while begging for pennies, by midget-agent Joseph Callahan, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Joel, someone everyone wishes to be in a dream, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.

Joel's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an accountant. Joel Holden began working as an average life coach, and used to be someone who forgot how to be a child. Joel is a true exemplification of the proverb: fall seven times. Stand up eight.

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