The buttery-mellow monster that is Kaden Key
Kaden Key was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1905, to sibling parents Christopher and Tara Key. Married with two children, Kaden is well, and hoping for that to not change.
Likely future film roles are said to include a carpenter.
Though without the ability to read a map, or much in the way of intelligence, Kaden constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. In 1923, Kaden was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-director Mary Wilson, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper.
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