Kathrine Mayo

On an auspicious day in 1969, Kathrine was discovered, while pissing her life away, by someone pretending to be a producer Brooke Mann, shaking her money maker for the public. Kathrine Mayo started life as an electrician - someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up.

Unsubstantiated rumours about Kathrine Mayo suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an elfin newsreader as an alternative career. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Kathrine showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue.

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Lunchtime news	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 23rd January 2025, 12:00