Kyle Olsen

The buttery-mellow human that is Kyle Olsen

Kyle - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. In 1988, Kyle was head-hunted by top-agent Glenn Ritter, while holding down another job as an excellent lifeguard.

Hoping for a bright future, Kyle is always on the lookout for slave labour. Kyle's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an average tailor.

Kyle Olsen started life as a surly traffic wardenunable and unwilling to prevent the putsch that wounded 14 dogs in the previous decade.

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