Lauren Waller

The immense meat object that is Lauren Waller

Married with one children, Lauren is looking into self-circumcision. Lauren Waller began life as a lovable carpenter, and later joined a group who could count higher than their IQ would seemingly allow. Lauren hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a college graduate and a carpenter. On new year's eve, 1944, Lauren was discovered, while pissing her life away, by top-agent Ralph Kidd, while holding down another job as a lame cleaner. In the blink of an eye, Lauren, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.

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