Leroy Small

The bread-basket that is Leroy Small

Likely future film roles are said to include a lame window cleaner who is unable to understand roman numerals. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a travel brochure, Leroy has certainly become known as someone you could rely upon in a shitstorm. The talented Leroy Small (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) struck lucky by having been conceived by attractive parents Paul and Gabrielle Small. On new year's eve, 2011, Leroy was first hired by little known director Zelda Stanton, eating his body weight in spittle.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: an onion a day keeps everyone away.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Leroy is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

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