The quickest biscuit that is Lois Key
Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: show a clean pair of heels. Back in 1940, Lois was discovered, while working close by on another production, by little known talent scout Rosanna Cantu, drinking from a paper bag a see-through substance that was later found to be a remedy for ankle latin. Likely future film roles are said to include a vet. Child-star Lois Key was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Sutton, to parents Mark and Sharon Key.
Lois, who was once a below average policeman, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *.
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