The very touchable brain-box that is Lon Haney
Lon Haney (one of five equally famous siblings) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Christopher and Bertha Haney. Lon hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a popular father. Hoping for a bright future, Lon is said to be "radiant" with hope. Though without his own teeth, or any idea what foreplay is, Lon constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
On 4th July, 1990, Lon was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by funnyman agent Thomas McPherson, hustling orphans on street corners.
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