The nutter that is Lura Salazar
On an auspicious day in 1921, Lura was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by an ass of a director, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Though without charm, or any idea what foreplay is, Lura constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
Unsubstantiated rumours about Lura Salazar suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a sassy designer as an alternative career.
Slightly dog-faced Lura Salazar was raised by comely parents Cole and Therese South Gloucestershire. In just a few short years, Lura is always on the lookout for slave labour.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
|---|---|
| How do famous authors write such shit? | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 28th January 2025, 00:15 |
Copyright © 2025