Five times married and three times divorced, it seems that Margery has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Margery McCann began working as an above average lifeguard, and used to be someone who believed that rhinos were fat unicorns.
On new year's eve, 1947, Margery was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a producer, while eating a fruit substitute, provocatively.
Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Margery constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world.
Although rumours abound about Margery, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has forgotten how to tie her own shoes.
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