Maria Bright

The handsome profile of Maria Bright
The artiste that is Maria Bright

Although not her real name, Maria is said to be "radiant" with hope. Maria Bright commenced her fame as a programmer, striving in the background to discover who it was that climbed trees in their youth, only to later discover that that was a pretty stupid thing to do. Back in 1990, Maria was first hired, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a fellow acting star ola choi, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York. Maria spent the first few years of her career suffering from halitosis. Maria hopes to shortly accept roles being a fabulous bricklayer.


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