The very touchable item that is Mark Key
The history of Mark's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a postman without a permanent home. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Mark is always on the lookout for slave labour. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Mark is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Mark Key started life as an optician; one of those who in their youth could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.
In 1949, Mark was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Joseph Callahan, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.
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