Martha Barnett

The handsome biscuit that is Martha Barnett

Martha - face like a steering wheel of an old car - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. Martha Barnett began working as a lazy politician, and later joined a group who believed that rhinos were fat unicorns. Martha hopes to shortly accept roles being a lifeguard.

Back in 1954, Martha was discovered, while pissing her life away, by funnyman talent scout Wayne Johnson, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers.

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