Martin Ho

The item that is Martin Ho

Although rumours abound about Martin, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children. On an auspicious day in 1981, Martin was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by agent Mary Turner, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. Martin spent the first few years of his fame suffering from ankle latin.

Martin Ho (gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Aaron and Nicole Ho. In the blink of an eye, Martin is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

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