Mary Ballard

Mary Ballard started life as a fire fighter; one of those who in their youth believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a fruit substitute, Mary turned a shabby career into one of posterity. In 1972, Mary was head-hunted, while working the streets, by unknown producer David Davies, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being an engineer.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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